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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
Adding lyrics when you don`t know the words or making words up when you don`t speak the language. ;)
I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with "What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"
You know those people who get all excited and lovey with puppies at pet stores? Same. But I`m in a liquor store.
There should be an energy drink named 6 AM child
When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.
Finally, my winter fat is gone, now all I have are spring rolls.
I hope manners is the next cool trend.
Went shopping alone and the cashier asked, "How are you guys doing?" Now I`m 90% sure he can see ghosts and one is following me around.
Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for "coffee," first make sure she has coffee, you don`t want to get up there and there`s no coffee.
My weight loss goal is to not care about the crumbs at the bottom of a Pringles can.
U.S.A.... where people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke
My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips.
Look!!! I am always here for you no matter what,OK? unless there is something good on tv or I`m eating pie
People ask me why I don`t have tattoos. Seriously, would you put a bumper sticker on a Lambourghini?