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My favorite flavor of ice cream is yes.
Bending over ... preparing to do my taxes.
On a math test: 2+2 = ? Me: *Use calculator just in case
To be Frank, I`ll have to change my name.
Ever notice that all the instruments searching for intelligent life are pointed away from earth?
If you were born in September, it`s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a BANG
Today`s Generation: "Omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone
Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don`t realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation.
My life may be a mess but at least I didn`t make a harlem shake video.
If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don`t think this relationship is going to work.
A smile is the same in every language, I`m pretty sure the pee pee dance is too
I`ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I
Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support.
My girlfriend wanted me to come shopping, but I had a headache... I must have caught it from her last night when we didn`t have sex.