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Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
There were only 3 commandments until Moses’ wife got involved.
When we give each other a thumbs up, it`s our way of mocking every other animal on earth.
I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
Sometimes Google should just come back with an answer that says, `Trust me, you don`t want to know.`
Why do they have “limited edition” scented candles? Are there crazy people collecting these things?
is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
Here`s a crazy concept, maybe I`m not in a bad mood, angry, or a bitch. Maybe I said it because it`s true and I meant it. Marinate on that.
what is the first thing a homeless person does when he`s on a computer? he searches through the recycle bin
If by `the Hamptons` you mean `my pajamas`, then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons
I wouldn`t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
Dear Vegetarians, Thanks for saving the good food for us.
A word to the wise ain`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice.
Doctor told me to lose some weight, and suggested walking.So no more drive through taco bell. Now I park 5 spaces away and walk in
I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden