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Iโm cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass.
Still waiting for a Discovery Channel "How It`s Made" episode on babies.
Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his lungs annoying everyone and I`m the a$$hole for tripping him?
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Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
I really would like to take a yoga class. But I really can`t trust my farts.
whenever I take my clothes off the shower usually gets turned on
A vegan friend on FB said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn`t eat meat... I think if he had to build his own computer he couldn`t whine on FB.
I know it`s 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesnโt get you anywhere.
I think my smart phone is making fun of me behind my back.
"It gotten SOOO cold in D.C., politicians have their hands in their OWN pockets!"
You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list.
It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
Sometimes the problem with reality is the lack of background music.