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To those girls who always put"CRYING" at the end of every status, seriously what do you expect us to do, inbox you a tissue?
Its real cute how pedestrians confuse “right of way” with immortality.
Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Everytime your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.
Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle
Yo! My friend won a trip to China. He´s out there now... trying to win a trip back.
I broke my finger today. But on the other hand I`m fine.
To understand paranoid people better, follow them around.
Dude, next time you wanna wave at me, please use more than one finger.
Fact: Pornos aren`t based on actual events.
I work so hard for my gta V character to have a better life
Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So incase you were wondering. ...41, guys,...that`s the limit.
Don`t you wish it was as easy to adjust the brightness level on people as it is on your phone?
Ahh..Monday, so we meet again ... You dirty bitch!!
People say 60 is the new 40 but the cop who just pulled me over doesn`t agree.
Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I`m now completely lost & 90 miles away from home.