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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
My girlfriend just threw away a bubble wrap without popping it. Just like that. I`m dating an animal :(
Relationships are like batteries, they have a positive & a negative side. And you end up whacking your remote instead of changing them.
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
If you`ve never needed to move to a new city and assume a new identity, then we probably haven`t dated.
It`s weird how in England the passenger drives the car
There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
Just printed out 50 copies of today`s weather forecast to carry around with me today because I`m just not in the mood for small talk.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others.
I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker. This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...
I`m not lazy... I`m in energy saving mode.
I just ate some generic Frosted Flakes.... They"rrrrreeee alright.
There`s not much more gratifying than seeing a chick who thinks she`s super hot trip on her high heels.
Nobody expects you to post brilliance. Just be yourself, with the occasional intent of bringing shame to your entire family.
If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted.