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Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who the heck is giving them medical attention?!
I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you talk.
facebook cuz am too old to have imaginery friends
Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
United should roll out Rodeo Rewards where you get paid based on how long you are able to stay on the plane when you are chosen to volunteer.
Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they`d put cocaine back in their recipe.
Its hotter than a three peckered billy goat!
The guy below me obviously has never seen R2-D2.
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note “Don’t eat me”.Now there’s an empty plate and a note “Don’t tell me what to do”
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness....NO WE WON`T!!
The next time you feel you`re worthless.... just remember.... your organs are worth a LOT of money on the black market.
This Christmas, if you plan on jingling, please jingle ALL the way. Nobody likes or respects a half a$$ jingler.
I wish all videos of people twerking ended with them catching on fire.
Word of the day is bishop: My aunt fell down the stairs and I had to pick the bishop.