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"Nineteen letters long" is 19 letters long.
is in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.
It must really suck to take life so seriously that you can’t enjoy it.
You`re never too old to be spanked ...If you play your cards right.
Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they`ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what`s really going on
Girlfriend: You`re acting like a little kid. Me: What do mean, little kids can`t drink.
Today I am thankful that I don`t post what I am thankful for on Facebook, every day in November. Or ever.
There`s no hiding it, my ex sucks at school... And in cars, alleys, and public restrooms...
If pigs could fly, nobody would be eating chicken wings.
Not many people can say their Batman wallet matches their underwear like I can.
Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off.
Taxes are like a subscription to your country that you can`t cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.
Not sure if people stopped saying YOLO or if everyone who said it died.
Thanks for posting pics of what you had for dinner, the suspense was f*cking killing me.
When will they start calling marijuana dispenseries grass stations?