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My minivan is always rocking, but it`s usually because I`m trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive.
I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it’s the ones we love that hurt us the most.
I feel like I`m not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don`t cut and dye my hair and change my identity.
Perverts can contribute to society. Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow`s milk.
If I didn`t procrastinate, I probably wouldn`t do anything at all.
If your cup is only half full, you probably need a smaller bra.
Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
Hey ladies! Great news! Those low riding, butt crack, hip hugger jeans are coming back in style!
It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly
I party like a rockstar. A very poor rockstar who isn`t in a band.
I party until the taxi with the pretty red and blue lights picks me up.
I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. I’m feeling pretty awesome!!