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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
I bet sex is great when I`m not the only one in the room.
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven`t seen for half an hour.
There’s always that last setting on your windshield wipers that makes you go “damn, calm the f*ck down!”
Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.
Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can`t do is pick up it`s own poop. You`re just a poop collector.
The secret to enjoying good wine: Open to let it breathe. If it appears not to be breathing, apply mouth to mouth.
If I can`t convince you, I will sure as hell confuse you.
Whenever you hear the phrase "Oh no he didn`t" you can rest assured that he did.
I`m like the toughest guy in this comic book store.
Don`t blame me, I was born awesome ;)
Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.
So far this is the oldest I`ve ever been.
Sometimes I have to go outside to get signal on my phone for Facebook so yes, you could describe me as "outdoorsy."
Shouldn`t old people drive faster than everyone else since they have less time left to waste?