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Maybe teenagers just aren`t strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat
I don`t hate anyone. I just don`t like people.
Lying in bed, listening to the Doors. I really should oil the hinges...
The more neighbors I spy on through my binoculars, the creepier I think all my neighbors are!
How can you tell if a smurf has the blues?
Without facebook: more sleep, less drama, and a life!
She likes to call it a conversation, but mostly she`s gathering evidence.
My friends says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
As it turns out, Iām not an afternoon person either.
If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer. They went to the moon. I text a lot.
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she`s going to get me something.
Thats it! I want to be re-inserted and I don`t want to remember a darn thing!
You know you are meant to be when you high five after sex.
Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?