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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
And we all have that one friend who has more blonde moments than an actual blonde.
Another beautiful morning I wish I was sleeping through.
when girls say bye .......... may be it means buy something for her.....
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching. -Bfanch
Liquor makes me happy, You ..... not so much.
The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I`m done picking my nose, I`m gonna smile and wave.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.
When the only light in your world is suddenly gone …it’s time to recharge your phone.
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
So people buy cookie dough and bake it?.... What the hell?
They say you`ve got to spend money to make money. Feel like there`s some middle step I`ve been missing?
Here`s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
What is it about a car that makes people think we can`t see them pick their nose?
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.