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I like to sit outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say "You can see me?"
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
I´m pretty sure I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and I´ll let you know.
Oh you`re in the shower? Here`s the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode
I bought one of the "Books for Dummies" for 50% off, but I needed help to figure out what the price was.
I`m the kind of crazy you weren`t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza
I think the only way I`ll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I`m in prison.
I`ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman, it doesn`t matter if its Visa or Mastercard.
I hate when I`m about to hug somebody really sexy and my face hits the mirror!!
you know you have a kid personality when you think step brothers is the greatest movie ever.
Life is about perspective like the sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the ships kitchen
It`s time to take the next big step in my relationship by popping the question to my girlfriend ....will you get me a beer :) (<>..<>)
I took the "Which 90`s Cartoon Are You?" quiz and got "You`re a fucking grown man. Stop it. Right now."