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I smile when I`m having dirty thoughts :)
If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
This complimentary lemonade at the doctor`s office tastes funny.
Happiness, is just a liquor store away.
Some of the best decisions I`ve ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send
Guy tip of the day: To avoid arguments about the toilet seat, use the sink...
Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by tequila last night...
Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
They told me to never give up. Now they call me a stalker.
Feeling bored? Post a status on Facebook that says "Barack Obama 2016" and buckle up for the ride of your life.
Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away
Inspirational status of the day: Don’t be a douche.
If you`ve never baked pot brownies in an Easy Bake Oven... then you`ve never wrote an apology letter to your sister with an Etch A Sketch.
If pigs could fly, nobody would be eating chicken wings.
I really like what you`ve done with your crazy.