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Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
How do people rap? I can’t even talk without messing it up.
u smile i smile u laugh i laugh u cry i`ll go get a bat and say who`s gonna get it
The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven`t worked out all the bugs yet.
11th Commandment: Thou shall not gossip about other people’s lives when you are not doing any better yourself.
No one ever reads the rules of Monopoly unless an argument breaks out.
Wearing my pajamas to Walmart. I don`t want to attract any attention.
I`m at the facebook saloon, drinking all night long
I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything? Well...my phone number for a start
The last time I went to a nude beach I got a ticket. The officer said I was applying my sunscreen...Too Fast.
Teacher: Have a seat! Student: Thanks! *picks up the chair and leaves* -- (°_°)
Ladies, I hate to break this to you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing.
The only thing instant glue sticks to instantly is fingers.
Monday?! But, I wasnt even finished with Saturday yet.
So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with "Maybe next time" wasn`t the best response. Who knew?