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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
PLEASE - put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn`t know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won`t copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.
I`m in the awkward time period between not wanting to have pants on, and having to wait for the pizza guy right now...
Surly not EVERYBODY was Kung-Foo fighting?
Girls don`t dress for boys, they dress for themselves... If girls dressed for boys, they`d just walk around naked all the time.
I wish there was more BitStrips and photos of giraffes on my Facebook
My favorite beer is the next one.
Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It`s a free country really.
If we could master the look dogs have when we’re eating in front of them, we’d be able to have sex with any woman at will.
Dear naps, I`m sorry I was such a jerk to you as a kid.
Most of my thoughts have been coming from a very dark place lately. That`s what happens when you forget to pay your electric bill
Mouth the word " vacuum" to a stranger & see what happens.
People who enjoy life, rarely have a flat stomach.
Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
I’m not always rude. Sometimes I’m sleeping.