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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
The guy that discovered milk...What was he doing to that cow?
Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings...
Please don`t post that political joke you just came up with. . . it really wasn`t that funny to begin with. Thanks for understanding. -the rest of us
I just ended a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn`t mine.
It`s so hot I have my air condition set on bankruptcy.
You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire.
To all the NSA agents reading this right now, I just want to say sorry that my life is so boring.
Make Monday More Fun: Unplug the copier at work and put a sign on it that says “Now Voice Activated!” Sit back and watch the magic unfold..
I get so excited when Facebook tells me there are hot singles in my city who want to meet me. Maybe they want to babysit!
If history has taught us anything, it`s that reheated french fries are gross.
What`s the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face.
Women with big breasts... ...can get a taxi on the worst days ...have a neat place to carry spare change ...have always been the center of the arts (art) ...make jogging a spectator sport ...can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub ...have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them) ...usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie ...can always carry a little extra ...always float better ...know where to look first for lost earrings ...rarely lack for a slow dance partner ...hav
Why can`t we just change the spelling to fit the way it sounds: Bologna = Bolony Lasagna = lasania knife= nife tsunami = sunami politician = a$$hole