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“They dared me to” is ALWAYS a valid excuse.
i don`t care if u don`t like me ........... i am not a facebook status:D
Whenever I move into a new neighborhood, the first thing I familiarize myself with is the liquor store coz you know priorities.
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
Life is a constant battle between my love of food & not wanting to get fat.
shoutout to people who have money but still order off the dollar menu
Does anyone have a good recipe for homemade gasoline?
Be careful on how tough you are on your kids....Strict parents create sneaky children.
Gone insane. Be back Tuesday.
I`m not opposed to manscaping, but I don`t see the point of cutting the grass until somebody takes interest in the property.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they´re going to be when you kill them.
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE” !! I’m happy to report that I succeeded…
50 years ago you had to get really f*cking drunk to drop your phone in a urinal.
I’m going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I’m going to haunt grows everyday.
Back in the day, Mom gave us two dinner choices. What she cooked or jack sh!t....