Daily Silly Status

These ramen noodles taste like payday is next Friday.

Bought some cheese at one of those fancy cheese shops today. It was legend dairy...

I am a very tolerant person until you think differently than me. Then I act like a spoiled little brat.

I wish relationships were more like cell phone plans - "Free nights and weekends."

Why do we say "A word to the wise" when it`s the stupid ones who need it?

I`m feeling about as useful as a stoplight in Grand Theft Auto.

None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.

This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel

I Googled, “Who gives a sh!t?” and I was not in the search results.

whenever I take my clothes off the shower usually gets turned on

I`m the type of person that would thrive in solitary confinement.

Well, it`s about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work.

I didn`t mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.

Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7` to 10` tall.

Remember....... Its not drinking alone if you`re on Facebook ;)