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I put the o in illiterate!
Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
If my smartphone was so smart, then why it can`t do my math homework
I posted one little joke claiming to have won the lottery and Facebook finds me 1,347 new possible relatives.
I wanna steal a Krispy Kreme truck and go on a high speed chase just because it`d be funny to watch a bunch of cops chase a donut truck
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
My next pet is going to be named "Peeve."
I used to be a terrible flirt ... I am much better at it now.
How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout “Heroes in a half shell.” 3) When a girl yells back “Turtle Power,” marry her.
I now have permanent vision loss due to excessive eye-rolling at stupid idiots.
Guys I can`t be leave I`m sharing this with you, but I saw my self on TV. After I turned it off.
The older I get the earlier it gets late.
I`m Not Perfect. Your Not Perfect. But Together We Can Be a Perfect Sense of Humor LOL!
"There`s more than one way to skin a cat." -Chinese restaurant proverb
I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn`t care.....Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0