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I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
The best thing about not being with you, is not being with you.
To the guys complaining about lack of sex from their woman: supply & demand. Supply better product, they`ll demand it more. -Bfanch
I`ll tell you what a woman wants. She wants you to drag her to the bedroom, toss her down, and do the dishes and laundry while she takes a nap.
have you ever been like "what`s the day today? ... no i mean the like the number".
When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
Sluts are just hookers with no grasp of economics.
When my friends ask me to babysit, I ask if the kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.
I`d take Cap`n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren`t on his hat.
Just printed out 50 copies of today`s weather forecast to carry around with me today because I`m just not in the mood for small talk.
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
I don`t run away from my problems. That`s immature. I ignore them.
Who`s more foolish, a fool or the person who takes a fool`s advice?
There is no vulnerable feeling like when you are about to sneeze ... with a mouthful of rice.
Bad decisions make good stories.