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Life is harder for the beautiful people. I’m sorry you’ll never know.
i honestly hate saying sorry but when i do i really mean it :-)
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point.
If you ever need anything please don`t hesitate to ask someone else first.
The only real difference between my 20s and my 30s is that now I make all my bad decisions before midnight.
My only argument with using the treadmill, is that I can`t run away from my farts.
The party`s not over `till you smile for the mugshot
So if a dentist makes money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should we trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
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If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
I can walk up to any dog, rub its butt and make a friend. That trick only works about half the time on people.
Just got back from the car dealership and long story short, I`m now the proud owner of a giant circus tent.
I drive safer when there`s food on my passenger seat than when there`s a person sitting there.
Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That`ll really come in handy if life starts going backwards.