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Just once when they interview a serial killer’s neighbor I’d like to hear them say “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me, he was a real Weirdo”
Remember years ago when we didn`t have facebook and we had to take pictures of our food and get the film developed at the chemist get all your friends round your house and show them what you have been eating ...the good old days
¦It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
When life gets you down, just remember: It’s never too early or too late for a nap.
I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet.... LOL
I need a new refrigerator ... There`s no food in mine.
Of course I plan to seize the day ... Eventually.
The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat…It’s watching what other people eat.
I`m so sick and tired of my friends who can`t handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three time while carrying me to the car.
I need to find new reward systems besides beer and chocolate.
Kinda hard to believe not a single mutant at professor Xavier’s school had the power to heal a dude’s legs.
On a scale from 0 to insane I`m batman
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.
Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail.
Microsoft Excel has got to be the worlds worst video game.