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The most annoying are those people in great shape at the gym…. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
I`ve been wondering, If poison goes out of date and expires, does it become more or less deadly?
Whenever I hear the phrase `anything is possible`, I giggle and think about someone trying to slam a revolving door :)
What`s the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller" ?
One minute without you feels like 60 seconds.
screw flowers, its all about chia pets ;)
My greatest fear is that PMS is fake and this is my real personality.
You`ve got to love yourself ... Just not in public places
I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then...
Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak
If your day was that bad, why do you assume we want to know about it?
Our parents did the same sh!t too, they`re just liars.
I would want to change my name to `Nobody` on Facebook. So when someone updates something stupid it says `Nobody likes this`
I have two words for this week. BEER ME!!!