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Watching a movie with the girlfriend tonight. Can anyone recommend a good girlfriend?
It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s not you. It’s me finally realizing that you’re terrible.
I`d like to be poor for a day, because being poor everyday gets to be real annoying after awhile.
I hate it when my cat leaves a dead Smart Car on my doorstep.
Any amusement you may have experienced from my past posts are in no way a guarantee of future performance.... Please initial here and sign here.
No, an erection is not considered personal growth.
Yet another advantage of being single. All I bring to Thanksgiving is empty Tupperware...
In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Happy New Year you guys.
Don`t let this historic Cubs World Series win distract you from the fact that Donkey never made Shrek those waffles he promised to make.
I just slammed hard on the brakes and found 3 lighters, $4.67 in change, condom box, empty flask, half an 1/8th, and a puppy.
If you feel lonely... dim all lights & put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore
Just ate a sleeve of crackers on my wife`s side of the bed.. I`ll let you know...
I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn`t a very good one.