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Bought some cheese at one of those fancy cheese shops today. It was legend dairy...
The more I drink, the more I realize how much more I still want to drink.
You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?
This girl next to me in class has a piece of tape over her laptop webcam. This can only mean she’s made some serious mistakes in her past…
You know what’s huge in Japan? ..Sumo wrestlers. ;)
You are intriguing. You require further stalking, sorry I mean investigation.
My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation.
If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024....
I’d be unstoppable if it wasn’t for law enforcement and physics.
It`s 2014 and somehow we still don`t have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are.
My fridge is so full of beer ... I`m going to have to drink my way back to the food or starve.
I`m not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips.
You know when I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life...
Santa gets all the credit and I get all the debt.
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center?