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If I could go back in time I would put cheese on a lot more things.
Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
Twerking is just shaking your a$$? Why did we need a new word? A$$-shaking has served us well for centuries.
"Let`s give the bad guy a ponytail." - 80s movies
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
The first rule of Women`s fight club is don`t tell anyone what you`re mad about or why you`re fighting.
Sign said “WET PAINT” So I emptied my water bottle on it. I’m currently waiting on further instructions.
Well that’s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I’m doing
I try to live each day like it`s my last, which is why I rarely have clean socks. Who wants to wash socks on the last day of their life?
I woke up feeling strange this morning...I felt Rested and Relaxed so I immediately Googled my symptoms. Turns out I had a `Sleep in` Apparently it`s not harmful but may be addictive. . .
I finally did it. I gave my cat a bath today. It really wasn`t that bad. She enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Other than the fur sticking to the roof of my mouth, it went well.
I wish that some of my coworkers were not allowed in the break room because those are the people I need a break from.
Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?
I just want to be rich enough to pay people to not talk to me.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.