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I`ll take "who the f*ck would know that" for $600, Alex.
Orange Hi-C counts as a serving of fruit, right?
I`ll be a morning person when it`s Christmas.
You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it`s acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch.
My neighbor was singing in the shower again this morning. I didn’t mind though as I can`t hear anything through the telescope.
I’ve been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information.
Look, all I`m saying is that the dinosaurs didn`t drink alcohol and look what happened to them.
no one is perfect thats why pencil have eraser
During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
Porn Spoiler.......The plumber doesn`t fix the leak in the kitchen sink...
Keep it down kids!.. Daddy is trying to think of something stupid to say on the internet.
People are obsessed with this storm but in a couple months no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno.
I haven`t gotten laid in so long, you`d swear I`ve been wearing Crocs all this time.
I will probably die as a result of being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.
Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up.