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And we all have that one friend who has more blonde moments than an actual blonde.
List of the most populated places in the world - 1. China 2. India 3. Friend Zone 4. United States 5. Indonesia
There’s a very short list of things you can have in your hand while running without looking crazy.
I hate it when I don`t forward a chain letter and I die the next day.
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
October is breast awareness month for women, men are usually aware of breasts all year round.
Every once in a while someone really special walks into your life. That person is usually delivering a pizza
It`s not that I`m judging you, but you hung your toilet roll the wrong way and I just think it best if we never spoke again.
I feel like I am losing my mind !!! But as long as I can keep the bit that tells me when to pee, I should be OK !!
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
If there is not an open bar and a delicious cake at your wedding, I will take my gift card to Walmart back.
My house has really let itself go.
Parts of my body are turning 50 Shades of Gray
The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.