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If a man speaks at sea where no women can hear, is he still wrong?
I hate when the person I Facebook-stalk never updates anything.
I thought I was a bit hardcore until I saw this guy sucking on a soy sauce packet like an Otter Pop.
Just because they sell yoga pants in XXL doesn`t mean it`s ok to wear them in public.
Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I`ve only done that with pizza
Why is it that the most interesting things in life usually aren`t in our best interest?
I`m not above slashing my own tires to avoid going to this family brunch.
Most of my thoughts have been coming from a very dark place lately. That`s what happens when you forget to pay your electric bill
Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That`s how this works.
i like cake. and thats all for today goodbye :)
On the bright side, it’s Friday Eve Eve Eve.
I remember the days when I could refer to my knees as right and left. Now I refer to them as the good and bad knee.
I`m sorry I slapped you but you didn`t seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.
It`s kind of creepy that you noticed me staring at you.
Are you still bored? Head over to Walmart, take a box of condoms to the checkout clerk, and ask where the fitting room is.