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There is a method to my madness....and as soon as I figure out what the hell it is, I’m gonna be friggin’ unstoppable.....
If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time & it makes them feel like it works.
Just in case you are wondering ... I did not go to Jared.
I was struggling,trying to figure out how lightning works .....then it struck me!
I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
Today I learned that not all people like ventriloquists. Particularly my gynecologist.
I`ll never be to old to redecorate your garden gnomes in the middle of the night.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Christmas time always make me blue :-(( and then red, then green, then oh wow.. presents...
I always say, your laundry is never completely done, unless you do it in the nude. Which probably explains the strange looks at the laundrymat this afternoon.
Did you know , that if you use asterisk , you can do anything you want ? * gets on a t-rex and gallops away into the sunset *
So I met an Egyptian ... they walk just like us.
People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends.
Calling out your ex`s name during sex is a nice way to show your current lover that you won`t forget them after you break up.