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You guys ever trip out on the fact that Indian people eat Indian food for breakfast?
Health experts recommend a 1500 calorie diet. For those of you not good with math... that’s a 12-pack of 125 calorie beers. You`re welcome!!! ;)
I recently took up meditation. It beats sitting around doing nothing.
Well that`s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I`m doing.
"I`ll let you know" = I need more time to come up with an excuse
Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
I hate those new parents who do the `baby talking`, yes I do, yes I do...
How many V and M can see
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You know what makes sex awesome? Actually having it.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
Hey guys with the super loud mufflers on their cars. I used to put a baseball card in my bicycle wheel spokes. I was 12.
No officer I wasn’t texting, that’s dangerous. I was checking my email.
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
My problem has always been a Constipated Brain and my mouth has the Runs.......