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If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds.
Fun things to do in Walmart: Take the ``try me`` stickers off of the toys & place them on condom boxes.
The more you know. Daylight Savings started back in 1964 when Jerry Daylight Savings was an hour late for work & convinced his boss all the clocks were wrong.
Can`t afford P90X or INSANITY workout videos? Go find a wasp nest and slap the sh!t out of it. Never knew I could shadow box,bicycle kick,and twirl while floating.
It`s been few days since I heard from the voices in my head, I think it`s the calm before the storm. Some big sh!t is gonna go down!!
Now it`s too hot to take down the outdoor Christmas lights.
I was a huge tomboy. Like, I had barbies, but only because my ninja turtles needed bitches.
I`m thinkin` Dodgeball........... but with random people..........who don`t know they are playing.............
I assume people with dark tinted windows pick their nose more aggressively than the rest of us.
Although the voices aren`t real, they have some pretty good ideas.
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
I live for those really small but special moments in life, like when I see the waiter bringing my food to the table.
I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn’t even eat them?