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What I lack in height, I make up for in kitchen counter climbing ability.
When`s it gonna be the 4th of July? I feel like blowin somethin` up and not gettin` arrested.
Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
ah... Crocs the 21st century version of the chastity belt
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
No one needs a vacation from me more than me.
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me
my phone battery lasts longer than relationships this days !
I`m not sure how to say this but ... Worcestershire sauce
I suspects that whoever named that Icelandic volcano (Eyjafjallajokull) must have fallen asleep on their keyboard while thinking it up.
Since 4th of July falls on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? the weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?
Dear Life, Please, use a Lubricant.
It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.
A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who`s stressing you out.