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One quality I`m not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm. #FarmVille
Never judge a whiskey by its drinker.
"IT`S A BOY" I shouted, tears rolling down my face "I DON`T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again.
Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
Happy Elastic Waistband Day
So....if the cup is only half full....I suggest buying a smaller bra
Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting.
You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
People keep mistaking my "wow"s for compliments.
The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like
When I`m cleaning my room, 1% cleaning 29% moaning 70% playing with stuff I just found.
You may think I`m a loser, but to my goldfish, I`m the god of flakes.
This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon ;)
You are like that one crazy wheel on a grocery cart.
Facebook where I am surrounded with people but still no one can see me biting my toe nails or picking my nose :-D