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I`m amazed at how much better my life has been since the iOS 7 update. I bet it would be even better if I owned an iPhone.
I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you talk.
I`m going to be very disappointed if I go to England and nobody skips to the loo.
I`m pretty sure country music singers are all just the same guy wearing different hats.
It`s amazing how important someone can make you feel with a smile, a kind word or the occasional stalking.
If you`ve Liked more than 15 of my posts over the past year, I assume you`re okay with me putting you down as a personal reference on this job application, k?
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile ?
If you don`t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn`t get your money`s worth.
The best way to make a bad day better is by adding alcohol.
I`m not sure how to say this but ... Worcestershire sauce
Even if you don`t pay, they`ll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car.
I don’t have nightmares... I create them for others ;-)
I self medicate, therefore you live.
Does swimming in debt count as cardio?
Volleyball is just a more intense game of "Don`t let the balloon touch the floor"