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Still waiting for a Discovery Channel "How It`s Made" episode on babies.
Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs.
Apparently somebody gets stabbed every 52 seconds...sucks to be that guy
When I`m sad, I sing...Then I realise my voice is worse than my problems.
Turns out people who say they love hot sauce on anything are liars. In other news, I`ve recently been banned from making the classroom coffee.
I`m a bad multitasker and even a questionable monotasker
People should have to pass an IQ test to use the internet.
Its sad that we live in a world that puts words into the dictionary if enough stupid people use it.
I think you know you’ve got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.
hmmmm...halo or horns today??
Pro Tip: If you are under the age of 35, don`t get married. If you are over 35, don`t get married. If you are 35, don`t get married.
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
If a Jehovah`s Witness dies and goes to heaven does God hide behind the Pearly Gates and pretend he`s not home?
Beer: The WD40 for conversations.
After socializing and being nice to people all day it`s nice to sit down, drink by myself, and be an a$$hole on the Internet.