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Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail
I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
For daylight savings, we should move the clocks forward an hour on Monday at 9 AM so that we lose an hour of work instead of sleep.
I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there`s that....
The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia, well he didn`t actually say that, but I could tell it was what the bastard was thinking.
Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye after you hit send.
Why do we offer "a word to the wise" when it`s the stupid ones that need the advice?
How many decades of knowing someone before it`s rude to ask what their name is?
When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.
People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides.
I like to think that people that unfriend me wake up months later regretting that irreversible and life altering decision.
Cactuses are just heavily armed cucumbers.
Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?