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How come know-it-alls, don`t know how annoying they are?
My email notification is a cricket sound that drives the wife crazy looking for the cricket. Winning!
I really should learn to say "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"
The problem with working from home is the absence of sexual harassment.
Well, the people outside are frightful.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
After 3 "it`s complicated" statuses, Facebook should just default to "Unstable"
My life may be a mess but at least I didn`t make a harlem shake video.
I like wearing glasses because I like to dramatically remove them before I say something profound. Doing that with contacts doesn`t have the same effect.
My plan for today? Same as always: Drink coffee and be sexy.
I really think there should be a separate driving lane for those of us running solely on caffeine and rage.
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
We all make mistakes .... I just do it better than everyone else.
You see a mouse trap, I see free cheese and a challenge. ;)
In the morning there`s a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05.