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Oh, you’re surprised I’m still single? I’m surprised you can dress yourself. So I guess we’re even.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Remember the good old days when making the “duck face” involved 2 Pringles?
Why is it that everyone you hate has such a better job than you?
You never hear skinny people saying, "I`m just small boned."
My New Year`s Resolution is to stop making late decisions.
It`s amazing how I come up with my best status updates when I`m in the shower or when I`m driving. I think it has a lot to do with me being naked.
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses...
You know what makes sex awesome? Actually having it.
How am I supposed to get any work done with all this work I have to do?
Does anyone have a good recipe for homemade gasoline?
I make a great second impression.
Every-time I walk over a sewer grate I look down into it hoping to catch a glimpse of a Ninja Turtle
According to new research, too much sex can cause memory loss. Finally, something that explains my ultra detailed photographic memory.
Do the people inside mascot costumes also smile when they have their photos taken?