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I have this great midnight snack it`s called, what do I think my roommate won`t notice if I eat the edges off of
If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I`d be screwed.
Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
I hate how my friends are always trying to convince me to do extreme activities. Like bungee jumping, skydiving or leaving the house.
Time to clean the house. Good thing I took that delegation class at work and I have 2 kids. This is going to be fun
The older I get the more use I have for the phrase "bite me."
Well, just 8 more hours of Facebook and I can go back to bed. *phew*
Scent is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
I got a new marker today that smells like grapes. Thats why I`ve been so quiet.
I just got pulled over by the US Border Patrol. The agent comes up to my window and says, "Papers?" I said, "Scizzors!! I win!!!." And drove off. Apparently the US Border Patrol didn`t think Paper beat Scizzors. Sore Losers!!
Some people are good listeners. Mostly, though, they`re just nodding and thinking about bacon.
I`ve run out of things to be upset about. I hope Justin Bieber has kids soon.
According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.
There`s actually a website designed to simulate what it`s like to be the sole survivor of a nuclear holocaust, it`s called MySpace.