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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?
Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
Can`t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
Actually I don`t think it would be all that hard to get out of a pickle.
There is a method to my madness….and as soon as I figure out what the hell it is, I’m gonna be friggin’ unstoppable
Hey, how long are you supposed to chase someone after they steal your wallet? Cause I`m getting tired of running and he`s catching up to me.
This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses inside of the cars, at least?
I can`t unfriend you because I really enjoy watching the disaster that is your life.
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves ...That`s where I come in...
I`m sorry I slapped you but you didn`t seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.
If you see me out somewhere and act like you didn`t, you should know that I ignored you first.
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
People always ask me, where do I come up with my status`, do I make them up, or do I get them from the internet.. Truth is people. I use Status Enhancing Drugs.
The police want to interview me. Strange, I didn`t even apply for a job.