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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
If you can´t say anything nice ... we´re probably related.
Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Thursday.
No one is ever bored enough to start studying.
I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance! ..By driving away and not leaving a note.
“Check that sh!t out” luckily rarely refers to actual sh!t.
I avoid online dating sites because they match you up with people who share your interests. I don`t want to go out with a weirdo.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer !
I`m watching Godzilla tonight.... His parents asked me to babysit
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast
We all have that one person we forever regret giving our phone number to.
Orgasms are alot like pizza. As long as I have pizza I don`t really care if you don`t have any pizza.
if sexyness, kindness, sweetness was a crime, You would be the world`s most wanted
They say love is in every corner… Then my life must be a freakin’ circle.