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What flavor is this Harlem Shake you speak of?
There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
I`m now fit to make my regular annual resolution. The accomplishment is the problem
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I`m in public.
What can I do today that is only going to happen once in a blue moon?
You`d think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.
I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
I`ve made up my mind, I`m not giving up anything for Lent, I`m no quitter...
One of the best uses I`ve ever found for invisible ink is when I signed my marriage license with it.
I hate when I`m about to hug somebody really sexy and my face hits the mirror!!
Sorry I`m late, I didnt want to come
What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?
Hangry: (noun) a state of anger caused by lack of food. May evoke negative change in emotional state. Translation -- Feed me or I`ll kill you.