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My dog was licking his balls. My friend said "I wish I could do that." I said "You better pet him first; he can be mean sometimes."
It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
Anyone know when Facebook is sending us our W-2`s?
Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
You can`t lick any part of your reflection except your tongue.
I thought my name was "Stop encouraging him" until I was 11.
A graham cracker is just a white dude selling coke in the ghetto.
Tequila... It`s not just for breakfast anymore...
Takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do ...
Nascar would be so more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations.
I`ll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones
I like to punish people who ask me how I`m doing by giving them a detailed description of how I am doing.
That sound the Ketch-up make when you squeeze out the last drop, NEVER fails in making people laugh
I bet the creator of the artificial heart is pretty pissed that we still use "sliced bread" as our basis for great inventions.