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It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
Every-time I run I hear Mario Brothers theme song in my head, and look for things to jump over.
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life.
Bend over and take it like a taxpayer.
What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
I will be back in 5 minutes, if I am not then please read this again! :D
What is an Amish girls favourite fantasy? Two Mennonite
My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5
Just once, I`d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur.
Currently under the influence of cold and flu medicine...my actions can not be held against me!
Today is opposite day. Wait...if today is opposite day and I say that it is opposite day that means today isn`t opposite day. If it isn`t opposite day then how cAn I say today is opposite dAy? I`m so confused -.-
I`ve started an exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.
And Jesus said, those footprints on the beach where two sets become one, that`s where I unfollowed you.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.