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Say what you want about Kim and Kanye naming their daughter North West. That kid is headed straight to the top. And slightly to the left.
The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.
My roommate is on a date and said he`s convinced she`s coming home with him tonight. I`ve covered his room in Justin Bieber posters. Now we wait.
My nickname is Gilette because I`m the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you
I am so thankful and grateful that out of all the planets in the universe, we live on one with pizza and vodka.
I just saved a ton of $ on Christmas presents by discussing politics on FB.
Iām starting to think we as a society may be trying to do too much with the Dorito.
I went outside once. The graphics were amazing but the gameplay and storyline were TERRIBLE.
My "To Do" list today only had one entry: "Nothing". And it took me all day to finish it!
Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.
I am the type to fart in a crowded train and get just as upset as everyone else.
Don`t judge a person for drinking; judge a person for not drinking. Those f*ckers are up to something.
Love is like a Hot Pocket: If you rush into it, you`re bound to get burned
I just finish reading "50 shades of gray" by Sherwin Williams. I don`t see what all the hype is about these paint brochures.
Dear Cashier, you should stop giving me attitude and acting like you`re job is so complicated and stressful....Self-Checkout has proven that pretty much Anyone can do your job.