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We live in the era of smartphones & stupid people
My wife started clipping coupons to help save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse.
If you’re gonna flip out on your Facebook, don’t delete it all the next day. Some of us still want to share your meltdown with our friends.
You drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend.
The older I get the more I understand Squidward`s anger.
Marriage. Because otherwise hating someone for turning the page of a newspaper too loudly would seem absurd
Facebook: an alternative to drunk dialing.
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
Imagine all the amazing places you could take naps if you were Superman.
I once shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
I like when people call me "Sir". I just wish they wouldn`t follow it up with "you`re making a scene."
See, I would run, but it`s usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods.
So I met an Egyptian ... they walk just like us.
I have the ability to drive people crazy. I`m not sure if I was born with it or if I learned it. But damn am I great at it.
When 12 year old girls call each other honey and sweet heart...