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I do whatever the little voices tell me to do.
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
I`m sorry but sh!ts and giggles don`t sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.
I hate when our cat runs into the room, hisses at an empty chair then runs back out and I end up in the bathtub holding a crucifix.
If you`re reading this then I`m wishing you a Happy New Year! Stay safe, have fun, and remember, I like New Years gifts too!
Lazy Rule 47: If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
You know that chick who said, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"... Yeah, well I ate her.
I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested.
Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked “do you have any firearms with you?” do not reply “what do you need?”
The thing I miss most about being young is knowing everything.
I bet no one in Africa is allergic to gluten.
Spring cleaning: The term that gives us an excuse to only clean once a year.
I just want you to be happy…and maybe a little bit naked.
Digging through a box in the closet and I found a picture of me sitting on Santa`s lap. Hard to believe that was almost 2 years ago.