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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas.
I`d say I`m not a morning person but I`m really not sure I`m an evening person either.
Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
I read an article the other day that said, "if you drink every day you are an alcoholic." Thank god I only drink every night
Peanut butter and jelly. That´s what I like in my belly
Turbo Tax might just be the worst video game I`ve ever played.
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
My friends made fun of me for buying this flamethrower, but at least I don`t have to shovel snow this weekend.
If you are not sweating while doing it...then you are doing it wrong.
Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times.
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say “Are you ready to take this sh!t to a whole new level?”
Why do pickup truck commercials think it`s very important that I`m able to tow a plane?
If you’re telling me to relax, it’s probably your fault that I’m not.