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I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that...
According to Facebook, some people I don`t remember are grilling this weekend.
You must have been born on a highway. Most accidents take place there.
Sometimes it takes me 8 hours to get nothing done.
I watched my first Porn the other day. I looked so much younger back then!
Blessed are they who can just read it and move on.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
I Googled, “Who gives a sh!t?” and I was not in the search results.
1,000 Ways To Die is so unrealistic. There`s no episode where a man asks a woman `what`s wrong?`
What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs; Send him to KFC by SIMO
When I bang my toe against something it`s like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know
How much tequila goes into mashed potatoes again?
I`m ABSOLUTELY positive I`d accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.